A half true story

Dear friends and foes,

As I have been away for a while I wanted to leave you with a bit of a half truth encounter of my night:

Tonight I managed to convince my friend I needed a new coat made with dog fur, then I proceeded to say that they should breed dogs until they're old - no ripe, and shave their fur off. Once they can no longer produce anymore fur, I would rip their skin off and make myself some nice warm yet fashionable gloves. But I would never ever in my entire life eat a dog, that my friends is against my religion

oxo